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Boeing allegedly overcharged the military 8,000% for airplane soap dispensers (www.popsci.com)

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[–] ShareMySims@sh.itjust.works 30 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (2 children)

Came here to post this lol

You didn’t think they actually spent ten thousand dollars for a hammer and thirty thousand for a toilet seat, did you?

[–] noxy@yiffit.net 1 points 23 minutes ago

I'm so fucking glad I'm not the only one who IMMEDIATELY thought of that guy saying that line

[–] fartsparkles@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

What’s the reference?

[–] kindernacht@lemmy.world 22 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Independence Day (1996)

They just walked in to the underground lab beneath Area 51. The president was curious how it was paid for.

[–] ShareMySims@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

What kindernacht said.

Judd Hirsch plays Jeff Goldblum's character's dad, who has low tolerance for bullshit lol