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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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[–] Zier@fedia.io 63 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Why are all the hookers using linux??? What is happening!!!!

[–] No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 27 points 1 day ago

Heya honey, looking for a good time? I use Arch btw.

[–] bluewing@lemm.ee 2 points 23 hours ago

Even Hookers need scheduling and accounting.

[–] onionsinmypores@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I love how this entire comment chain went lol

[–] Zier@fedia.io 3 points 1 day ago

The Fediverse is so fun!!!

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago

That'd be us Unix socks people.

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Let's be honest, that sounds like heaven.

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

If hookers could talk Linux to me, or even better, help me resolve my fucking display issue, I'd be giving them money hand over fist.

Literally

And figuratively

#SexWorkIsRealWork

[–] megane_kun@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Heck, I'd probably be a repeat customer and have them help me rice my Linux install.

Who's got time for sex when there's ricing to be done!

[–] Zier@fedia.io 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You can do both. A fresh install and sex take about the same amount of time.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Look at Mr. I Can Last 20 Minutes over here.

Bragger

[–] Zier@fedia.io 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Some of us still have Hard Drives. O_o

[–] megane_kun@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If your installation process lasts for more than four hours, better consult your disk doctor.

If all else fails, you might have to resort to the double dd to recover from a failing disk!

[–] DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 day ago

If you need help, I saw a fucking display in Amsterdam one time and could give you some pointers.

[–] Grenfur@lemmy.one 8 points 1 day ago

As long as both remain free and open source I'll allow it.

Because they are wise in the ways of the world.