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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 17 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

He's pirating games and watching free porn; his online banking is just looking at the $0.17 in his account every single day, hoping that it will magically one day say it has millions in it, like what happens in Wanted.

Hacker: "Oh jeeze. Now I feel bad. Here, lemme deposit some of Jeff Bezo's money. I gotcha, fam."