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Lily Allen Makes More Money from OnlyFans Than Spotify (consequence.net)

submitted 5 days ago by ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 19 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I used to know a dude that would have gotten hard at your written description here. No bullshit. Dude was obsessed with feet, and what he called "real feet" were his particular favorite. Feet that had seen some life, had been used was one of the few things he would talk about. Literally obsessive about feet.

I guarantee he is not the only one. The only question is if there's enough like that to make any useful money out of a feet only business.

There's something about foot fetishists that's extra obsessive compared to any other fetishists I've run across over the years.

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 6 points 5 days ago

I wonder how onlyfans pay model works. If they take a percentage and you don't need to put any initial funds down to start then you'll basically have nothing to lose.

[–] DarkThoughts@fedia.io 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

See, I can kinda get it for some elegant and well kept ones and I'd definitely down for some foot play in such cases. But I don't know if that would even classify as a foot fetish when I constantly hear about how bad people have it for the (pardon) "ugly" and unkempt ones, which I just find weird.

But yeah... I mean, there's like 8 billion people on this planet. There's always some niche where one fits into that would get someone off and could be capitalized if they'd be willing to do so. Just keep in mind that you're, in the end, still selling your body for sex in a way.

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 10 points 4 days ago

To be honest, I'd rather sell my body for sex instead of selling my body to backbreaking warehouse work