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[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Does this mean Smaug was a tax auditor? No wonder nobody liked him.

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Most dragons are misunderstood. Do you know how long it takes to count a mountain of jewels and coins, with at least one jewel worth entire kingdoms hidden in the stack?

You can't estimate the value by weight, it's a heterogenous mixture. It must be meticulously counted in only the way a dragon can.

It's no wonder they attack anyone trying to steal from the horde they're working on.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Drag wants to bone the nerd dragon

[–] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 day ago

Good for you, drag. Good for you.