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submitted 1 month ago by restingboredface@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social

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Thanks, Onion, that does make me feel better.

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[–] NuXCOM_90Percent@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I don't wanna wait, For his life to be over

I want to know right now, what will it be?

I don't wanna wait for his life to be over

Will it be yes or will it be... sorry?

Doo doo doo doooo

Doo doo doo doo doooo