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[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 41 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

To me the wildest thing about trump's appearance is that he can obviously afford to hire a world class stylist and listen to their suggestions and they could nip, tuck, exfoliate, micro needle, microblade and whatever the fuck else they're doing these days to people until he's an immaculately polished if somewhat uncannily stepfordesque Hollywood perfect geri-ken doll. Instead he does shit like this.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

Looks like he rubbed iodine on his face without looking in the mirror last minute before he ran out the door.

[–] Xeroxchasechase@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Xeroxchasechase@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

It is? Thank you !

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Stylists are typically women or gay men.

Considering what kind of person he is, neither would want to be anywhere near him.

[–] Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

For the rates they could charge I'm sure they would stomach it.

But Dump is principally paranoid so the idea of presenting his soft tissues and sensory organs to someone who might not sicophantically worship him is probably too brave.