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Anon tests something (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Its only a real problem when you have to switch from wiping to patting.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I prefer my bidet shower.

Using toilet paper seems so awfully unhygienic in comparison. Like, if you fell face first into a pile of shit, would you want some water, soap and a towel, or... a roll of paper?

[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How to tell if someone has a bidet: they'll tell you about their bidet.

Side note: I have a bidet. Get one.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

OK aye you got me with that one.

But also, it's literally always been a thing here in Finland and I didn't realise the rest of the planet doesn't have it but default.

Like my grandparents bathroom had one before they remodeled it in the mid 90*s.

But yeah if you don't have one, it doesn't cost much. Whats that podcast one for instance.

[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I'll have to take your word for it. I've only seen pictures of them.