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Anon becomes a "Chad" (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

mfw, I absolutely destroy like a god on MTB

No joke, I was super dangerous on mountain before I was disabled by a driver equivalent of a third grader behind the wheel. Some of my worst crashes were on mountain. I was not super mobile or skilled, but had the legs to fly. I rode a 6in travel carbon cannondale jekyll to try and make up the difference and get myself out of some hairy situations. On an XC bike, I crush all... till I crash.

Mountain is fun, like a vacation, but a mountain bike can only be a friend, while a road bike is like a really great lover. If you know, you know.

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Please stop sticking your dick down the seat post hole.

[–] olafurp@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

He has a dildo seat actually