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[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Fuck it I'm not making it anyway cause I'm poor and a wage servitor:

WH40K: Nihilus Lost
Intro:
The Imperium Nihilus has fallen to Chaos. Every man, woman, and child is hereby considered an enemy of the Imperium. The Great Rift grows, any and all contact is to be immediately shuttered and considered disinformation. The Imperium of Man will.liberate this fallen sector, and return it to the rightful rulers of the galaxy, Man.

Setting:
Imperium Nihilus, the entirety of it has fallen to the Chaos Gods, every world is now a demon world festering with abominations. The sole human inhabitant is all that remains to fight for humanity. Battle across the worlds of the isolated sector of the Imperium, fight for unity, bravery, and The Emperor himself as you journey through corrupted vistages of what once was. You are a Living Saint, so long as Holy Terra stands, so must you.

Gameplay:
Soulslike (not explaining more in a Lemmy post ngl)

Every time you die you must crawl through the immaterium, retrieving your gear piece by piece as your health drains, before emerging into the material to live and die again for the Emperor.

Maybe some other shit idk

Conclusion:
GW has no fucken clue what they're sitting on and it seems neither does anyone else with a big fat IP. Give me your salaries bois, I just bumped your stock like you could never dream. You're welcome.