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Anon plants a seed of doubt (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 47 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Next time someone comes up to me and says "Wow! You're tall! How tall are you?" Imma say I'm 5'9'' instead of the actual 6'6'' I am.

[–] saroh@lemmy.world 56 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And if they ask you if you play basketball, ask them if they play minifgolf.

[–] TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz 6 points 1 month ago

or horse racing

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago

Ya I'm only four feet tall and shrinking fast