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Dublin Airport: Woman asked to remove breast prosthesis at security (www.bbc.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/websilvercraft on 2024-05-26 13:09:03.
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Rotisserie mystery: Yukoner's dog finds pile of cooked chickens dumped in woods (www.cbc.ca)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/OUTFOXXED007 on 2024-05-26 05:33:17.
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White sharks lurking in Massachusetts waters, New England Aquarium warns ahead of Memorial Day weekend (www.cnn.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/StoicPrinciples on 2024-05-26 03:37:51.
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Public defecation creating a stink in Courtenay, B.C. (globalnews.ca)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/StoicPrinciples on 2024-05-26 03:27:03.
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UP Man, Father Of 5 Girls, Cuts Open Wife's Stomach To Check Baby's Gender (www.ndtv.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/Pegasus711_Dual on 2024-05-26 03:04:00.
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Cate Blanchett Claims She's 'Middle Class' During U.N. Event At Cannes Film Festival (knewz.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/reddits_lead_pervert on 2024-05-26 02:31:18.
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Nearly 80% of Americans now consider fast food a 'luxury' due to high prices (www.foxbusiness.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/halxp01 on 2024-05-26 02:19:01.
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Utah man declined $100K offer to travel to Congo on 'security job' that was covert coup attempt (apnews.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/mergplatelip on 2024-05-26 01:42:03.
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Pastor claims to be able to talk to God on his cellphone (observers.france24.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/neptunian-rings on 2024-05-25 22:30:03.
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Pronouns and tribal affiliations are now forbidden in South Dakota public university employee emails (apnews.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/Gayfetus on 2024-05-25 19:00:17.
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Head of Corporate Social Responsibility among WWE cuts (www.postwrestling.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/McGuire72 on 2024-05-25 17:36:26.
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Bear meat kebabs at a family reunion lead to rare outbreak of roundworm disease (www.nbcnews.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/GlobalTravelR on 2024-05-25 17:17:05.
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Nicki Minaj Arrested In Amsterdam For Alleged Drug Possession (allhiphop.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/PatriotNews_dot_com on 2024-05-25 16:59:40.
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Man says he ordered burger with everything removed, received empty box and gave big tip (komonews.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/Forward-Answer-4407 on 2024-05-25 16:19:47.
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Austin's hippie culture thrives as a top naked gardening city (www.mysanantonio.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/Hectabeni on 2024-05-25 14:34:17.
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Pope clears way for first millennial saint, dubbed ‘God’s Influencer’ (iowa.forums.rivals.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/skotfree on 2024-05-25 13:12:32.
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What classic TV houses cost in today’s housing market. Hint you probably can’t afford any of them (country1025.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/Acceptable_Hurry_132 on 2024-05-24 23:15:50.

Well I guess the Shameless house but…

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Family stricken with rare brain worms after eating undercooked bear (arstechnica.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/No_Cockroach_4302 on 2024-05-25 05:36:22.
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Gov. Newsom's 1,200 tiny homes for California homeless remain vacant (www.abc10.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/DCC_4LIFE on 2024-05-25 03:42:41.
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California to legalize human composting by 2027 as residents seek environmentally healthy burials (headtopics.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/kockin26 on 2024-05-25 01:51:54.
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Sheriff: Alabama woman arrested for stealing flowers from graves (www.wdef.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/Sandstorm400 on 2024-05-25 01:35:05.
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Great Job, Internet: Google’s AI feeds people answers from The Onion (www.avclub.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/The_Ethics_Officer on 2024-05-25 00:48:15.
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UFC fighter says he’ll homeschool son so he doesn’t ‘end up turning gay’ (inshort.geartape.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/gootyy on 2024-05-25 00:07:29.
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Hiker mauled by grizzly in Grand Teton National Park played dead, officials say; bear won't be pursued (www.cbsnews.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/EverSoInfinite on 2024-05-24 23:59:28.
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Mexican cartels taking control of tortilla industry (www.newsnationnow.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/millitzer on 2024-05-24 16:30:47.
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