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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon fights for his life (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

8 comments fedilink

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Anon builds a routine (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

28 comments fedilink

425

Anon tries to give a compliment (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

18 comments fedilink

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anon finds a plothole (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago by setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

33 comments fedilink

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Posting the shopping cart theory because people had questions in a separate thread (slrpnk.net)

submitted 1 week ago by ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

434 comments fedilink

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Anon misses something (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

68 comments fedilink

665

Anon is a good samaritan (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

107 comments fedilink

467

Anon asks a simple question (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

8 comments fedilink

720

Anon composes game soundtracks (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

49 comments fedilink

634

Anon uses a phone book (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

47 comments fedilink

391

Anon remembers a guy from high school (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

5 comments fedilink

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Anon checks out politics on reddit (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

67 comments fedilink

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Anon finds the secret to losing weight (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

26 comments fedilink

333

Anon takes the long way home (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

26 comments fedilink

706

Anon has a special request (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

88 comments fedilink

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Anon goes to Long John Silvers (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

22 comments fedilink

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Anon can never go back (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

3 comments fedilink

Anon has a Bean Boy (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

12 comments fedilink

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Anon gets diagnosed (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

71 comments fedilink

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Anon is obsessed with Family Guy (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

28 comments fedilink

374

Anon pregames (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

138 comments fedilink

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Anon hangs out at the gym (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

14 comments fedilink

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Anon doesn't like reddit (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

168 comments fedilink

667

Anon boots up a game (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

78 comments fedilink

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Anon is Wario (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

29 comments fedilink