LordOfTheFlatline

joined 4 days ago

It is an interesting idea that roommates would all have to vote on whether to let one in, ngl

No. And there is no guarantee that human cops even follow their rules so imagine a thirsty vampire in a position of power/authority. The warrant can be a tool to gain entry but they would probably still be bound by whatever hearth magick serves as a barrier.

[–] LordOfTheFlatline@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 days ago

We should just say this is happening so people start shooting them tbh

[–] LordOfTheFlatline@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 days ago

Conservacucks love me too. Unfortunately they are afraid of workers rights.

[–] LordOfTheFlatline@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 days ago

Stop blowing the spot up. Pun intended.

[–] LordOfTheFlatline@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 days ago

Ok but what if I only invite him into my shed and then keep him chained up in there?

[–] LordOfTheFlatline@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 days ago

This and lucky horseshoe or salt lines can repel

[–] LordOfTheFlatline@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 days ago

BRB writing a new movie about a vampire airbnb guest

[–] LordOfTheFlatline@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 days ago (3 children)

It is still YOUR house bc you live and sleep and eat there

[–] LordOfTheFlatline@lemmy.zip -5 points 3 days ago (4 children)

No they wouldn’t tbh

[–] LordOfTheFlatline@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 days ago

Neither are the disabled apparently

[–] LordOfTheFlatline@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Wow I wonder why people who needed an excuse to hate Jews would suddenly become emboldened. It’s not like the racists give their art school reject daddy the pass for being a Jew himself. They would never co-sign Israel’s terroristic acts, not even if the TV told them that Muslims are the REAL enemy. 🤪

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