this post was submitted on 08 May 2024
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

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[–] jose1324@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I dont even drink coffee. I do take stimulants tho!

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Don't put them in your butt though.

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[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

As your attorney, I can confirm this is correct.

[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Alphabet been in pretty much the same order for thousands of years and all of a sudden some Starbucks infused woman wants to go and start screwing with it.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Starbucks infused women, amirite?

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