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Anon hates aluminum (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 months ago by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] someguy3@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Frank Costanza?!

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

The only true festivus pole is an Aluminum one

[–] Lilith_the_serpent@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I hate aluminum too! It's the plastic of metals.

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[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

https://youtu.be/sr0gNJ090JA

[–] loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 months ago

People really think some element born within a star or supernova is the best? Even tho none of them even have a Nirvana song named after them? The best ones are obviously those created either during the primordial nucleosynthesis or by spallation, when atoms are hit by cosmic rays in colder zones.

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