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[–] randint@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 10 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Aluminum has always been my favorite element and metal. I feel the urge to punch this anon in his aluminum-hating fuckface.

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[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 10 points 6 months ago

Iron is dogshit compared to aluminum

[–] bi_tux@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

brass is tha best change my mind

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[–] Got_Bent@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago (4 children)

I thought Ozzy was the best metal

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[–] dadGPT@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago (8 children)

Al i want yo know is how is it prnounced. Is the last i silent?

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[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Uranium gang rise up 🍄‍🟫

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[–] Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 5 points 6 months ago

Foiled again, drat

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)
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