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[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 21 points 6 months ago

You will certainly not regret eating 64 slices of American cheese.

[–] Flamekebab@toot.wales 14 points 6 months ago (2 children)

@Fluffy_Ruffs do these sound like the actions of a man who had had all he could eat?

[–] scutiger@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

'Tis no man. 'Tis a remorseless eating machine!

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

I heard they shaved a gorilla.

[–] Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

"We went fishing" is one of the funniest jokes ever to me.

[–] BirdEnjoyer@kbin.social 14 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)
[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

Okay but get two! I’m not sharing with Caitlin!

[–] OccamsTeapot@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago

I think I'm-a blind

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago

controller clicking noises

Thirty-two . . .

controller clicking noises

Thirty-threeee . . .

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 4 points 6 months ago

I'd prefer some bon-bon-bon-bons