I know this is the content I signed up for beimg on this sub, but I really dont wanna upvote this
this post was submitted on 19 Mar 2024
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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition
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Welcome to Food Crimes! This community is here to collect all and any post about cursed food and generally unusual consumables.
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- Posts must include an image or video containing food or drink.
- It must be unusual or cursed in some way. a. For example, something like Doritos Milk would be unusual, but normal milk would not.
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- OC - You made this cursed food yourself!
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Don't knock it till you try it. I ate those all the time growing up. It's a really interesting and actually tasty flavor combo.
You are an inherently bad person
My stepmom always ate these and it grossed me out as a kid but now I’m kind of curious.
That's one of the great things about being an adult! Try it once, and if you don't like it you never have to eat it again!
The real crime here is Walmart white bread
I'm more bothered by the fact that there is, what looks like, a knife right there. Yet, seemingly, this person has decided to rip off chunks of banana instead of cutting it.
I literally ate this all the time growing up, and it’s something I still crave occasionally. Everyone (20+) in my extended family still enjoys it. For real, don’t knock it ‘til you try it.
oh, food crimes. ok yeah, that's... yeah.
I would recommend. It's quick, vegetarian, surprisingly filling, and delicious.
Obviously avoid if you don't like mayonnaise.
"Now what they know about the banana and mayonnaise?"
No
If you blend them it’ll spread evenly
I dock you 9847 DKP!
That's not mayo, it's horseradish! Mayo...gross man.
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