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[–] PrometheusG@lemmy.one 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Everyone skipping 4 is either young, or never had to deal with health problems.

  • I assure all of you, that is the most OP of all the options.

Never get sick, no cancer, no aches, no heart disease, no Alzheimer's, etc...

[–] pazukaza@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

picks 4 and 6

gets hit by a train

the universe stops

[–] Simbomba@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago

6 would be so funny Ever drank to much and wasted yourself to the point where you are unconscious? Your friends won't know You just stand up like nothing happened So 1 and 6 obvious call

[–] OneSuspiciousBanana@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

6 is really fun until you are stuck in a loop while trying to have life saving surgery.

[–] lasagna@programming.dev 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Perfect health is a no brainer. Not just the longer life but also live free from all the problems that come with health issues.

The second, not so much. Talent sounds good but can potentially make a very boring life. Telekinesis sounds good too but I think I'd still go with the time pause as that's effectively a 50% life increase. Imagine a day where you can devote 12 hours to work and chores and another 12 to social and personal? You then have perfect health which means you can achieve peak performance in pretty much any sport.

[–] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

All fun and games untill it's the year 200000023, all of humanity is long dead, earth has been destroyed and you're trapped in the white star that once was our sun. Unable to die, unable to move, unable to even lose your mind.

You are still in perfect health.

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml -4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Perfect mental health means you can handle the isolation and boredom, though. With natural talent you could become skilled at imagining yourself not being trapped in a gravity well.

[–] incognito_15@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (2 children)

2 and 7 for me. I feel like 2 covers 1 to some degree, and who hasn't wanted to be telekinetic at some point in their life?

[–] Nepenthe@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

2 definitely covers more learning than 3 does, I think. Talent doesn't make up for practice, but recall feels like 90% of what practice is supposed to be doing. And it would make me a beast at my job, just never having to reference anything ever (quite literally over half of it is just referencing different passages of the same sources over and over).

And yes, telekinesis too. It's the biggest excuse I would have to start working out and never stop. From doing crimes to being able to play with the cat in a more convincing way without having to get up for the fourth time.

[–] Virgo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

2 can cover 1 if the language isn’t already dead

[–] bi_tux@lemmy.world -3 points 1 year ago