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[–] spizzat2@lemm.ee 3 points 8 months ago

I guess we're going with B

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 3 points 8 months ago

Is "Sir" too much to ask for?

[–] sarchar@programming.dev 3 points 8 months ago

Even in the trade myself for 30 years, I have nfc. Probably not Engineer (by itself) though.

[–] Aggravationstation@lemmy.ml 3 points 8 months ago
[–] greenskye@lemm.ee 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I hate that they took away my analyst title. I'm not a software engineer dammit. I don't even have an IDE installed and haven't done any programming in 10+ years.

[–] psud@aussie.zone 2 points 8 months ago

My designers are still systems analysis. The odd (scaled) agile jobs (PO, SM, RTE) are the difficult ones to explain to people outside the industry.

[–] waigl@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

As someone who is in tech… not sure, either.

[–] xoggy@programming.dev 3 points 8 months ago

And Computer Engineering is none of these.

[–] 00x0xx@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Coder isn't a professional title. Software engineer and engineer are very broad of a term, because they can cover alot of work that's not directly coding software. Not all programmers write software code, some just 'program' software that's already written.

So i think developer is the best term for someone that 'develops' and write software code for a living. Or even software developer, those terms are interchangable.

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

"coder-codewriter"

[–] hddsx@lemmy.ca 2 points 8 months ago

Light Monkey

[–] deweydecibel@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Not only does this meme ignore the fact there's only 4 choices in Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, it doesn't even do an even number of them leaving it annoyingly lopsided

[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 2 points 8 months ago

Should have gone with something like “HaxorMaster1447”

[–] 0x0@programming.dev 2 points 8 months ago

Digital archæologist. Bitshifter.

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