Programmer Humor

I think "prompt engineer" is the best job title on multiple levels

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My boss once referred to me as “code bastard”. I’m keeping it.

A load of the devs at my original dotnet shop are still there, but are now called stuff like “Vice President Regional Director Lord Protector Master Technical Architect”. I suspect they’re all still writing VB.

Ummm, keyboard jockey??? Code monkey??? can we get some respect here?

You may call me Computer God. Or God for short if i deem it acceptable.

I have rotated between countless titles over several decades. What I do hasn't really changed. Currently I'm not even aware what my official title is and when someone asks I usually say something along the lines of I make IT go but in my native language.

Button pusher

"resource"

I would prefer that I was not referred to at all. Especially if you are a PM.

CopyPaster

"Software craftsman"

I know a guy who just says he stacks shelves at Tesco as he cannot be bothred to explain 😂

I only want to be called darling. Or a filthy worm, depending on the situation

I have always considered myself an engineer because I’m part of a multidisciplinary engineering organization designing a physical product that has embedded software. And “engineer” is the word at the end of my degrees, I guess.

But if somebody called me by any of those terms in the OP I would answer. And if somebody who works on an app or a video game calls themselves an engineer, it wouldn’t raise an eyebrow.

My only conclusion is that we here, who spend our days specifying exactly what we want computers to do, are not so great specifying ourselves exactly.

I usually say "I'm a computer toucher" or "computer programmer" if I don't want to talk about what I do. If I want to flex some nerd cred, and/or boast a little, I'll usually say "I work with machine automation" or "robotics". It tends to get a more curious response and I can talk about some of the weird stuff I've helped make.

If they have a degree in engineering, then they are an engineer.

I like Computer Programmer. No mistaking it. Developers are people who organise houses to be built. Engineers work on trains. Coders encrypt data. No matter what nonsense word salad it says on my email signature, when I'm at a barbecue I say I'm a computer programmer.

I hear the voice of the machine spirit!

Consultant

I like to call myself a codemonkey

When people ask me what I do for a living I tell them that I furiously bang on a keyboard until the computer does what I want.

The Plague.

It’s funny when I’m looking for work and people try to help me find jobs. I’ve been sent jobs for “coder” which turned out to be “medical code entry into EPIC” and architect because they saw another job with “software architect”.

I'm technically an aerospace engineer, but all I do is code most days. I think it depends highly on what you do, since my job also involves doing things not strictly coding related as well, I always slap the engineer title next to it. If you only code, then it's more appropriate to say software dev, or programmer. But, again its highly dependent on your role.

And as other people have mentioned, seems like outside the U.S. the term engineer is a protected title, so my take really only applies within the U.S.

I would say tho, a lot of programmers in the U.S. do get called software engineers. Just depends on where you go I guess.

Remember when they tried to make ninja, Rockstar, and guru a thing?