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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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The carpet, the jacuzzi, the steps, the mirrors above the bed… and I’d put money on that being a waterbed! Glorious.

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[–] bamboo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you're into this aesthetic (except for the carpeted bathroom 🤮 ), checkout The Madonna Inn in California.

[–] SomeoneElseMod@feddit.uk 7 points 1 year ago

What the actual fuck. $520 for two nights. They even try to rent you a blanket at checkout. I can’t believe this place exists!

[–] argh_another_username@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This is exactly how motel rooms look like in Brazil, minus the carpet.

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[–] Acester47@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago

This reminds me of the hotel room in fear and loathing in Las Vegas

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (6 children)

The mirrors on the ceiling... I never got that. Who wants to watch themselves fucking?

[–] SomeoneElseMod@feddit.uk 4 points 1 year ago

People with much higher self esteem/body confidence than me!

People who aren't ugly lmfao.

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[–] papajohn@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I’m not a fan of pooping behind the curtain. I hope its not carpet around the toilet.

[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 6 points 1 year ago

Oh you can see it clearly is....

[–] Double_A@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The bed stairs kinda give me a nice vibe though.

[–] Stanwich@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's gotta be a water bed right?....... RIGHT?

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[–] itsyourmom@artemis.camp 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I can literally hear the 80’s porn music right now… haha

[–] FatLegTed@feddit.uk 5 points 1 year ago

Adopts sultry female voice, 'Mmmm, das ist schöne.'

[–] Sdnimm543@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It reminds me of the house from Scarface

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[–] rarely@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

would rent.

would not clean.

[–] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I tried to find the place with a reverse image search, but also if the hits (there are quite a number) are to collections of pics of the worst home interiors.

[–] SomeoneElseMod@feddit.uk 4 points 1 year ago

Yeah, I found it on a random “worst listings” site. Would love to see the rest!

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

All I can think while looking at this is....

Bed, bath, and beyond.

I'm sorry. I'll see myself out.

[–] SomeoneElseMod@feddit.uk 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There’s another post in this community called “bed bath and beyond”. Less sex but more mildew.

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