Woke moralist: wait—you guys are getting paid?
this post was submitted on 22 Aug 2023
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I could totally use a third revenue stream for just doing what I already am! Where do we sign?
Most jobs are shit, do whatever make you happy kids.
What's bother me is why the percent of the top 8 are added to 135.54%? ... maybe some kids are going for Tik-Tok Train Robbers
You need 1.3554 jobs to make it today in this economy
I wonder how many of these could be combined into one job description.
Not enough of the survey taker's generation wanted to be mathematicians apparently.
My high-school career counselor didn't tell me about these options!
Aight ... highwayman down at 8th? And three spots below bureaucrat? And crisis actor at 9th? Know how hard it is to break into acting?
Fake.
Up yours, woke moralists! We'll see who cancels who!
Hooray! I'm already a bureaucrat! The fifth most popular job.
You're not a bureaucrat if you're not joyless
Turn in your badge and have your desk empty by 5.
“Highwaymen: Train Robber” - more that’s something to strive for.
I’m guessing this is a joke but what context? Also is that a silver hand at the bottom?
It's a hand casting a shadow on the projected image.
The context is it's funny
Tag yourself. I'm "AirBnB squatter."
I'm holy fool
- Wizard
What's today's kid's version of "STAND AND DELIVER!"
I'd literally do any of these for money instead of working at the place now. (Or any place other place honestly)