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[–] Polarsailor@kbin.social 42 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Rectum? Damn near kilt 'em.

[–] Bunnylux@lemmy.world 0 points 8 months ago
[–] geekworking@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago

"What do you have on under the kilt"?

.... Shitty Antiques.

[–] mrbn@lemmy.ca 10 points 8 months ago

Ah, this reminds me of the old adage: Try before you buy.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 6 points 8 months ago

Two words:

Ass

Pennies

[–] KimjongTOOILL@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

You see @tamal3@lemmy.world this is how you become successful. He'll have leverage over anyone who has ever bought anything from that store.

[–] tamal3@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Now I know! I understand more about the ways of the world than I'd ever wanted to.

[–] shiveyarbles@beehaw.org 5 points 8 months ago

don't judge, we all have hobbies

[–] don@lemm.ee 3 points 8 months ago

Wonder what he’d say if he found out his prison food got the same treatment

[–] frustratedphagocytosis@kbin.social 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Wipe better or use preparation H. Hell, scooting your ass across the carpet would be better than shoving random shit up there in public.

[–] essellburns@beehaw.org 1 points 8 months ago

There's often a tradeoff between what's fun and what's healthy!