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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 10 points 9 months ago

"Don't Shoot"

[–] Furbag@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

Born to yiff.

[–] Im_old@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

Microwave my hard drives

[–] Necrosynthetik@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

"I Eat Ass"

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 9 points 9 months ago

We're naming stuff right? Helmy McHelmetface of course.

[–] med@sh.itjust.works 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

“We’re trying to reach you about your extended warranty”

“Hide yo kids, hide yo wife”

[–] quinkin@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

->

Just hoping the sniper follows the arrow and shoots the guy next to me instead.

[–] MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

And then he got a headshot by shooting right next to the arrow but only by a few centimeters

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

Oversized pattern of pixel noise sized for 720p from ~200ft... Or whatever else I can find that image recognition has trouble with...

[–] THE_MASTERMIND@feddit.ch 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

cheapest helmet ever ! read in comic book guy's voice

[–] finicky_foyer@sh.itjust.works 6 points 9 months ago

"Don't shoot"

[–] Hailstorm8440@sh.itjust.works 6 points 9 months ago
[–] SpiceDealer@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

My favorite waifu.

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

A tear in the cloth cover where I banged in some mortar aiming stakes. And googly eyes on the back for when I ride the tube. ;)

[–] johnnybravo@lemm.ee 5 points 9 months ago

I SURRENDER!

[–] CCF_100@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

"I'm autistic" so they kick me out and I don't have to go to war

[–] Telodzrum@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Nah, you just get a logistics corps assignment.

Fuck war, I resign, let me leave or put bullet into this sign immediately. I don't have time for this nonsense.

[–] bcoffy@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

Born to Die World is a Fuck I am Trashman

Rooty tooty snooty pooty

[–] verity_kindle@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

"Wild Potato" or "Born to NCD, Love to Kill"

[–] Classy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 months ago

Et in Arcadia ego.

[–] avater@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Putin & Xi are cunts or Bug Smasher. Depends on who we are fighting...

[–] frostwhitewolf@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

"Why are we here?"

"I'm gay." And then hit on my CO until I'm back home.

[–] Daerun@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Nasio pa matá

[–] Remmock@kbin.social 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

A superglued pull tab for an aluminum can.

An ingredient list and nutritional information on the side.

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[–] metaStatic@kbin.social 1 points 9 months ago
[–] JustUseMint@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

"why tf are you issuing me a k pot /steel helmet, no that's not what I want written on the side that would be as ridiculous as issuing me a friggin k pot, stop writing !!"

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