this post was submitted on 12 Feb 2024
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[–] otter@lemmy.ca 86 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I like how the post title is confusing in a different way from the image lol

[–] PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyz 48 points 9 months ago

I choose to act like it was deliberate

[–] nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 49 points 9 months ago

When the real aneurysm is in the title.

[–] Oszilloraptor@feddit.de 34 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Health is explicitly NOT pocus!

[–] LEDZeppelin@lemmy.world 30 points 9 months ago

How to butcher the title even worse than the picture

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 9 months ago (3 children)
[–] franklin@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Don't inside, dead open

[–] Malgas@beehaw.org 8 points 9 months ago

No safety. Smoking first.

[–] Oha@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 2 points 9 months ago

!dontdeadopeninside@lemmy.ohaa.xyz

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago

"Mental is hocus. Health not pocus."

Sounds like the first stanza of a Lin-Manuel Miranda song.

[–] NucleusAdumbens@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

Actually, health IS pocus. Or rather, health is POCUS. Pocus being an acronym for "point of care ultrasound." Which is important in healthcare. So there.

[–] reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 8 points 9 months ago

OP you tried and that's what really....uuuummmm......you did try.....

[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Not pocus, not pocus, you're hocus.

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 0 points 9 months ago

The joke is your average bloke is too bilaterally focused on the individual sides of the notice.