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Why would I fight the truth?

I'm with you, but for my wife's sake I'd move Dr. Pepper at least one tier above all others.

Water has no sugar and isn't spicy. It's literally incomparable with soda.

I'm going to disagree. Water, alone, is about a B+, maybe an A-. If you've ever been working out really intensely, to the point where you feel nauseous and could drink a liter of water and still be desperately thirsty, then you'll understand that you also need to get electrolytes, things like sodium, potassium, and magnesium. The mineral content in plain water is too low for that; a sugar-free (preferably unsweetened) sports drink is going to be better for you than water alone.

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Fanta Exotic is pretty dope tho :/

I would put Polar Seltzer Water at A, all other selterzs at B, Dr Pepper at C, and the rest where they lie.