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[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 78 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Damn you can afford a car!

[–] Mok98@feddit.it 27 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Defnitely a wheel, not necessarily a car

[–] Oszilloraptor@feddit.de 17 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Defnitely at least half a wheel

FTFY

[–] Mok98@feddit.it 10 points 8 months ago

Definitely at least a side of half a weel

[–] gnate@lemmy.world 18 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Nah, just gotta wait for the neighbor to go to work.

[–] Black616Angel@feddit.de 12 points 8 months ago

You have neighbors who can afford a car?

[–] Fermion@mander.xyz 28 points 8 months ago

Did they take that toothbrush to a belt sander?

[–] ryan213@lemmy.ca 26 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Fancy pants using brand name toothpaste.

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 1 points 8 months ago

Fancy pants not using straight fluoride

[–] FrankTheHealer@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Can we make toothpaste tablets a thing finally ffs.

Glass jars with tablets that break under a bite and then foam like tooth paste with fluoride and shit. You can get them online.

It's less wasteful since the jar is reusable and doesn't contain plastic. And you don't have to go to extremes to get the last of the paste out of the container.

[–] xthexder@l.sw0.com 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Have you got a link to what you're talking about? I've never heard of these.

[–] n0clue@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

There's like a ton if you Google, Bite fits the description they gave and they also have deodorant apparently, or maybe byhumankind? Seems like you have options.

[–] xthexder@l.sw0.com 4 points 8 months ago

I looked up "toothpaste tablets" and found a bunch, but unfortunately none that I'd be able to buy locally. I feel like Amazon sending it to me in a plastic bag is probably more wasteful than buying regular toothpaste at a local store. Cool concept though!

[–] cosmicrookie@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Uber: I'll pick you up in 5 minutes

Me: oh no. I don't need a lift. Just bring a Starbucks coffee and drive over my toothpaste tube. I'll give you 10% tip and 5 stars