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[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 48 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I think that's the inside of a navy shipboard bunk:

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 27 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Ahh i guess that explained it. It's human saliva projected by sneezes when they're asleep, shine under black light.

[–] PopMyCop@iusearchlinux.fyi 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I've never tried shining a black light on mucus. Isn't it the PSA that glows in UV light for semen traces? There shouldn't be any of that in mucus.

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's bodily fluid, including blood, saliva, sweat, and urine.

[–] anarchy79@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Precious bodily fluids. They deserve better protection than that.

You can't sneeze when asleep

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 3 points 10 months ago

It's shaped right but I also doubt it. First, that mattress looks too comfortable. Second, they would probably have to keep it more clean than that.

[–] toomanypancakes@lemmy.world 32 points 10 months ago (4 children)
[–] iiGxC@slrpnk.net 13 points 10 months ago
[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago
[–] dodeca@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

You beat me to it.

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 22 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I know this is the internet but that is fucking inappropriate.

[–] TheFriar@lemm.ee 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It’s fucking revolting is what it is. I have to imagine there was an incredibly putrid smell accompanying that fateful discovery.

[–] loops@beehaw.org 2 points 10 months ago

It's just hot chocolate it's just hot chocolate it's just hot chocolate it's just hot chocolate it's just hot chocolate it's just hot chocolate it's just hot chocolate it's just hot chocolate it's just hot chocolate it's just hot chocolate

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Well it certainly is bearing someone's load, that's for sure

[–] anarchy79@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Congratulations on getting the joke.

[–] _dev_null@lemmy.zxcvn.xyz 3 points 10 months ago

Is it salty?

[–] ProgrammingSocks@pawb.social 2 points 10 months ago

Average 4channer's bedroom