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Bloomberg: Apple targets 2028 release date for its own electric vehicle::Project Titan, the Apple electric car project, has been underway since 2015. But the project has faced numerous delays and...

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[–] espentan@lemmy.world 77 points 10 months ago (5 children)
  • Proprietary charging ports/stations, $50/KWh.
  • Increasingly slower acceleration as the vehicle goes out of warranty.
  • Any attempt at repairing faults with the car is a breach of TOS.
  • Turn signals, headlights, stereo.. all features are $5/month on the Apple Store.
  • Apple Maps will guide you into ravines and gardens.

Apple lovers would mortgage their home just to be on the waiting list.

[–] Plopp@lemmy.world 41 points 10 months ago (3 children)
  • The underside is made of glass.
  • You have to hold the steering wheel at 9 and 3 or it won't work.
  • Is only compatible with the Apple ecosystem of accessories such as wheels, tires, child seats etc.
[–] MrSebSin@sh.itjust.works 21 points 10 months ago (2 children)

The charge port is on the bottom.

[–] sorghum@sh.itjust.works 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Acceleration and brake pedals are butterfly

Door close sensors have to be calibrated upon replacement by a proprietary tool not made available to the public

[–] CosmoNova@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

EU forces USB-C charger on it because the board computer is technically a smartphone.

[–] Bakachu@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Locks you out if it detects an Android device on you or any of your passengers.

[–] coffeebiscuit@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Nonono! That’s not how “you’re holding it wrong works! It’s 11 and 7.

[–] nullPointer@programming.dev 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)
  • all windows are opaque, you need apple vision pro to see out.
[–] coffeebiscuit@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

*write that down, write that down!

[–] Aopen@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 10 months ago
  • 3rd party charging stations throttled to half of power
  • 3rd party parts will display random errors while driving
  • glowing apple logo 24/7
  • system updated till 2100
  • locked bootloader
  • proprietary tires
  • 583 types of screwdrivers required to disassemble 83636 unique screws
  • scientists having to invent new substance to unglue battery
  • critical error no 62 bricking car, no one knows what it means
  • fatal design flaw gets never fixed, drop of water connects engine trace with main computer trace, everything burned with 100 kV
  • hard to reach weak chip, because manufacturer wanted to save $0.0006
[–] tigerjerusalem@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)
  • proprietary light bulbs, tires and air valves.
  • can only open anything engine related like fluids at the dealership.
  • can only fix broken windows at the dealership.
  • repairing means having to swap the old car for a new one for a fee, or stay with the defective car. The old car will be shredded to "save the environment", following their "green" practices.
[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago
  • seats are sold separately, are basic with no adjustability but follow aesthetic. Costs $10,000 each.
  • replaces high and low beams with mid beams so it's less confusing for the user.
  • no speakers or anywhere to plug them in, but your Apple representative will be happy to upsell you a set of air buds and chargers for each seat.
[–] the_q@lemmy.world 58 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Charging port will be on the bottom and be non standard.

[–] simonced@lemmy.one 28 points 10 months ago

You'll have to flip your car to charge it lol.

[–] Nollij@sopuli.xyz 31 points 10 months ago (2 children)

You can 100% just look to Tesla to see what will happen. Tesla has been following the Apple model ("but on cars") since the beginning.

  • Proprietary connectors? ✔️

  • Walled garden of accessories? ✔️

  • Blocking independent repairs? ✔️

  • Highly integrated experience? ✔️

  • Sleek and different, but not necessarily good? ✔️

  • Reality Distortion Field? ✔️

[–] redcalcium@lemmy.institute 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Well, at least the upcoming Apple car will have perfect panel alignments.

[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This is something that I probably won’t buy, but I’m curious to see what Apple would do with an instrument cluster.

[–] jopepa@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Whatever your opinion of the business and products, it’s a hard argument to make against their tangible UI.

[–] msage@programming.dev 4 points 10 months ago (4 children)

I'm the outsider, I hate their UIs. Anytime I have to solve any issue on an Apple device, I want to give up.

At least Macs have terminal, but iPads are way out of my comfort zone

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[–] DJDarren@thelemmy.club 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Disappointed to see very little in the way of actual discussion, and just a load of shitposting.

But to be fair, this is almost certainly bollocks. It was bollocks when it was first floated a decade ago, and it remains so. As much as the oft-rumoured Apple TV set was.

At best, Apple are expanding what they offer in-car, which, y’know, they’re already doing anyway.

Why would Apple want to get the car building market? It makes no sense at all.

[–] SlurpDaddySlushy@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Isn't Apple TV a thing though? It's been a thing for a long time.

[–] thecrotch@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

It's not a TV though, it's a streaming box. If they ever do make an actual TV that's going to be really confusing.

[–] DJDarren@thelemmy.club 2 points 10 months ago

The other reply has covered what Apple TV is, but for context; some 15 years ago there were regular reports that Apple were about to release their own TV set.

At a glance, this isn’t too dumb; they already had a standalone monitor, and the difference between an iMac and an LCD TV isn’t huge. But give it more than a moment’s thought and you realise that it’s complete bollocks. People replace computers semi regularly because more powerful ones come along. How often do you replace your TV?

[–] holycrap@lemm.ee 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Let me guess. It'll only operate on Apple-approved roads, can only be charged by Apple branded chargers and get bricked after 2 years when "It's no longer supported"

[–] Nawor3565@lemmy.blahaj.zone 34 points 10 months ago (5 children)

Look, I dislike Apple's walled-garden as much as the next guy, but let's give credit where it's due. Apple has been phenomenal at supporting its older devices, much longer than most Android manufacturers. The iPhone 7 only recently stopped getting updates, and it was from 2016. The standard for Androids is still 2 years, so when it comes to long term device support, the point undeniably goes to Apple.

[–] BossDj@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Apple users are getting settlement checks starting this month because Apple lost its lawsuit over intentionally throttling previous model phones with their "updates"

[–] skulblaka@startrek.website 3 points 10 months ago (2 children)

That's what moved me off the Apple ecosystem. Can't use any of my apps unless I update my phone, every update made my phone continually slower.

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[–] Plopp@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Indeed. As much as I love shitting on Apple, the lifespan of their phones is one of only two things that has made me ever consider an iPhone. They're great on that.

[–] electric@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

apple product

life span

I just got told today when going to the library to ask for an Apple device for Xcode to specifically request one of the brand new laptops because the full size Macs are outdated.

[–] garretble@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I bought a 2014 Mac Mini for $60 a couple months ago. It still runs just fine, and literally yesterday it got a new security update. That's ten years of support.

People can make fun of Apple for myriad things, but not supporting their devices is not one of them.

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[–] cloudless@feddit.uk 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)

My predictions:

  • It will be the best looking car ever.

  • It will have the best user interface both in terms of usability and look and feel.

  • It will have the most advanced autonomous driving.

  • It will be expensive.

  • It won't support Android Auto.

  • Samsung and Xiaomi will copy it.

[–] Petter1@lemm.ee 12 points 10 months ago

You should have written ["best"] not [best]

[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

I believe that Xiaomi has already introduced a car now, actually.

[–] TheFriar@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago

See, all I can imagine is a big iPad on wheels.

Started with the pod, then made a slightly larger screen and turned it into a phone, then made it even bigger and turned it into a tablet…now make it into a car.

[–] dhorse@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Thank god Balmer is no longer in charge of Microsoft or we would soon have a Microsoft car. It would look vaguely like the Apple car and have one unique feature that is so poorly implemented it is worthless.

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