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Spaghetti sucks, no matter who makes it. it's like adult baby food, but worse than actual baby food.

Follow up: burritos suck too

I exist

People who complain about 24h news networks often consume too much news themselves.

SpongeBob is the sodium polyacrylate pad of bikini bottom.

If you don't support the Free speech rights of the people you hate the most, then you're against free speech.

Being against free speech is authoritarian

All censorship is bad...no matter who's doing the censoring

Alien Ant Farm's "Smooth Criminal" is best version.

I can't stand coffee. It smells skunky to me, and it tastes bad. It's probably a genetic quirk of mine. But as a result I don't get the hype for it, and I sometimes wonder if some people just like it because it's cool to like it.

Most of us like to believe that they have earned what they have but instead we're all fragile burdens on society who contribute nothing at all so we cling to spaces where we can be intellectually superior amongst a group of our currently selected peers to justify our parasitic existence. A lot of kind people gave us everything we have and we do not acknowledge them and we fail them everyday.

I honestly cannot think of anything. Even my "hottest takes" aren't that unreasonable tbh.

"Believe all women" has had devastating consequences on women who have been raped or sexually assaulted.

"Defund the police" actually hurts POC and lower-income communities the most, because the rich just hire their own.

Everyone is all uppity about climate change, but what's going to kill us first is deforestation and the overuse of agricultural practices. It takes about 100 years for soil to replenish nutrients. It takes 200-400 years for new soil to be created if left alone. We're fucked.

Eating ass should be a mainstream sex move like eating pussy or sucking dick.