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No Scan Do (i.kinja-img.com)

submitted 10 months ago by tree@lemmy.zip to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 8 points 10 months ago

Just put it up on the wall if you're going to use a QR code.

[–] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 7 points 10 months ago

Nosh-inal 🥸

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

I'm gonna start using a nokia brick again if this shit starts getting normalized. You are never interacting with my phone. Take my money, give me your shitty craft burger abd fuck off.

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

I wish restaurants could allow web app based ordering if I just want to get a refill on drinks, ketchup etc. without bothering a person. If I can order things without servers that’d be great as long as a server is available to answer questions if needed.

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