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Are we sure it's not Rachel Dratch in a wig doing a bit for Last Week Tonight?
Thats Maggie Smith with a wig.
I mean, I don't believe in this shit but "a sense of loss" could be anything. It could mean Trump's loss in the election, or the loss of democracy in the US as we know it (i.e. trump wins). I'm a way it's a very fitting card either way.
I don't know if she proceeded to "analyze" the card any further.
It could mean he takes a really big shit. Personally, I love that feeling of vacancy after a very large bowel movement. It's a very comfortable sense of loss.
I hope history remembers that the same month NASA announced it was studying UFOs is the same month one of the Voyager probes started going nuts. I want to be a dramatic moment for people in the future that really summarized well our decent into next dark ages.
The Romulans are fucking with our timeline again.
No joke, the article says she pulled the death card out of the Tarot deck.
Hmm, but not the tower or chariot? Death isn't assigned the meaning you think it is. It is more about reaping what you sow, or receiving a change to your life, than dealing with death itself. Not saying I believe the meanings, but I know what they are meant to represent.
I don't believe in them either, just found the whole thing pretty humerous on its face.