this post was submitted on 29 Dec 2023
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[–] FriendOfElphaba@sh.itjust.works 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The great thing is that when you get with one of them you don’t have to worry about wearing protection. You’re going to get Vulcanized.

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

That may be one of the best puns I've read all year. Bravo.

[–] teft@startrek.website 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Pon-farr - TPring (SNW), koon-ut-kal-if-fee - Sarek (TNG), Take a life - Spock (Kelvinverse)

TPring is cold and hot and I love it.

I could totally take old Sarek in a fight.

And Kelvin Spock I’d just use a disruptor because he deserves it.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Koon-ut-kal-if-fee is from Amok Time (and later Voyager).

Sarek had Bendii syndrome.

[–] teft@startrek.website 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Oh I’m aware. I was saying he is the only Vulcan I could realistically take in a fight. Because he’s old and sickly. And who wouldn’t want to pon farr TPring?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Which T'Pring? Or both at the same time?

[–] teft@startrek.website 3 points 11 months ago

2 ~~chicks~~ T'Prings

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)

How about fuck, mary, kill?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Dark Tilly will fucking kill.

[–] teft@startrek.website 8 points 11 months ago

This picture of her always makes me laugh. She embraced that Captain Killy role with zeal.

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Mary? Mary Sue? Oh, it's been ages since I we saw each other last.

[–] gregorum@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago

Pok-tem-far-patanay!

[–] juliebean@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago

hmmm, it'll have to be spock, spock, and spock, for me.

[–] satanmat@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Love it. Took me way too long