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Apparently this reminder is needed.

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[–] appelkooskonfyt@lemm.ee 83 points 9 months ago (4 children)

English is not the only language with homonyms.

[–] stinerman@midwest.social 17 points 9 months ago (5 children)

In French if something isn't functioning properly you say that "il ne marche pas." Now, in my studies, "marche" means "walk." So to me that says "it doesn't walk." I asked a native speaker about that and they told me, no, that is not what that means.

[–] dlpkl@lemmy.world 26 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's like saying your fridge is not running.

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[–] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 22 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Wait till you find out about du coup -

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[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 8 points 9 months ago

Same in German. "Es geht nicht."

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 5 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I'm English Canadian with a lot of French Canadian family and friends ... I don't speak French but I've been around it all my life .. here's one for you ...

Le ver vert va vers le verre vert

[–] Odo@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago
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[–] Heavybell@lemmy.world 59 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Soldier, plug, varnish, wax seal, some dude, seal?

[–] SilentSilhouette@lemmy.world 23 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Navy seal , rubber seal, wood seal wax seal, Seal Henry Olusegun Olumide Adeola Samuel, animal seal

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[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago (3 children)

some dude.

My.....my lawn...

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[–] profoundninja@sh.itjust.works 6 points 9 months ago

Soldier Dunno Brush Stamp Seal Seal

Ohh... Seal seal seal seal seal seal

[–] Sylver@lemmy.world 49 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Military, air filter, paint brush, wax seal, Mike Tyson, sea-lion!

[–] db2@sopuli.xyz 23 points 9 months ago (2 children)

That's Seal, a Bri'ish musician/singer.

[–] Sylver@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Oh yikes, I’ll have to check him out now, thanks!

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

All the pictures are of things called "seal"... That's the joke dude

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[–] theKalash@feddit.ch 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

What's the common word for the first row?

[–] WashedOver@lemmy.ca 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The top row was a little harder for me as I saw soldier, rubber something, and paint brush. The bottom I saw all seals.

The top is Navy Seal, rubber something seal, and sealing wood with a paint brush.

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[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 24 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Three of those are the same thing and the other three are named after each other

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[–] mhague@lemmy.world 23 points 9 months ago (3 children)

I don't get how English is hard. I learned it when I was just a kid.

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[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 22 points 9 months ago (5 children)

Google for a poem called "The Chaos". It starts with "Dearest creature in creation". Read it out loud without errors.

[–] deus@lemmy.world 19 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

Here it is. I was going to paste the whole text in here until I realized what a monster of a poem it is.

[–] d00ery@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

As a native speaker, dang, that's not easy!

A few words I'm not sure on.

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[–] BurnedDonutHole@lemmy.ml 9 points 9 months ago

This poem could be the final test of an English course.

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[–] TheOgreChef@lemmy.world 20 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 20 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Why use lot word when few word do trick?

[–] ZagamTheVile@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

This post double plus good.

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[–] EatYouWell@lemmy.world 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Fun fact, the word 'set' has 430 definitions.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That's quite a set of definitions

[–] steventhedev@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago (3 children)

If the set of definitions contains the word set, does the English language implode in a recursive cascade of paradoxes?

[–] bort@feddit.de 7 points 9 months ago (2 children)

A set can totally contain itself. A better question would be: Consider a set, that contains all sets, that do not contain themself. Would that set contain itself?

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 6 points 9 months ago

It would. Source: I just shaved my beard

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[–] anarchist@lemmy.ml 13 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

English is only "hard" because it is shit. There ain't no rules for nothing. All the "rules" have exceptions, which have exceptions, which have have exceptions.

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[–] FishFace@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago (4 children)

English is easy. The hardest part about it, which some other languages also feature, is a poor correspondence between the written and spoken language.

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[–] NotSpez@lemm.ee 12 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Damn. I keep being surprised by how many people take stuff online way too seriously. Good meme, you get my seal of approval

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago

Come on, you can't count Seal the musician... That's not a common name in English speaking countries. I've never heard of anyone else named Seal

[–] Ambiorickx@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Navy SEAL is an acronym. Doesn’t count.

[–] CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago

So? "Laser" and "radar" are acronyms, but we use them as words

[–] treesquid@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

But an acronym that was intentionally made to be the name of the animal, so it's just a duplicate, like all three of the non-singer seals, which just mean to lock something in or out. There are only 2 meanings of seal here, plus a singer who named himself after one of them.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 9 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Count to two too many times

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[–] scottrepreneur@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

The lack of Lucille jokes here has me worried about the future of Lemmy

[–] sagrotan@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

Sealy language

[–] lseif@sopuli.xyz 5 points 9 months ago (3 children)

two are proper nouns, so dont count. three mean 'to close something' (more or less). one is an animal.

i see really only two homonyms in total.

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 9 months ago

For ~~real~~ seal though.

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