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[–] echodot@feddit.uk 216 points 1 year ago (21 children)

I also don't use Twitter, Instagram or TikTok because they're terrible.

I also don't quite understand why a 20-year-old dating a 23-year-old is contentious. There's no age gap at all. Who exactly is having a problem with this?

He sounds like a perfectly normal person who just doesn't read the news.

[–] RealFknNito@lemmy.world 43 points 1 year ago

Somewhat well adjusted, untouched by the corrupt hands of those unfamiliar with the prickly sting of fresh grass.

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[–] MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world 103 points 1 year ago (17 children)

How is a 3 year gap a problem if she's 20, wtf.

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[–] UdeRecife 95 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Maybe it's because I'm a foreigner; maybe I'm also too disconnected, but I didn't get half of the supposed contentious items listed in this post.

Reading the comments, I was like, 'oh, that's what they meant by...'. The body count really surprised me, and in a negative way. Body count sounds so... tasteless. But who cares. Since I don't use that expression, I'll probably forget it soon (the good side of having a lousy memory).

[–] lunarul@lemmy.world 54 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Body count sounds so... tasteless.

It is. Definitely not something I'd include under "modern discourse". I'd say a co-worker asking that and using that particular term is the one that's disconnected from the present.

[–] uranos@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

They're drunk playing truth or dare, really doesn't seem that disconnected from the present to me to ask for their body count in that context.

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[–] Alpha71@lemmy.world 83 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And this man is probably the most mentally healthy man this guy knows as well.

[–] Skates@feddit.nl 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Jesus fucking christ, right? I look at all the comments calling the dude autistic and just think - when these kids are 30-40 and look back at their life, they'll realize this guy was the most well-adjusted individual they ever knew and spend their mid-life crisis trying to emulate him by deleting their social networks and finally doing shit that pleases/develops them instead of shit that get them likes.

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[–] agent_flounder@lemmy.world 81 points 1 year ago

Speaking as someone who was overly sheltered... All of this is plausible.

[–] ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world 66 points 1 year ago (9 children)

We need more people like Alex

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[–] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 61 points 1 year ago (9 children)

What is "body count" in this context? Does it mean your number of sexual partners? If so, that's very dismissive and reductive.

[–] Lux@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 1 year ago

Yes and yes

[–] Emerald@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

Also weird that they were asked that at a coworker get together

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[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 54 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

This is funny but I have a slight feeling that it's made up

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 23 points 1 year ago (5 children)

The one that seems slightly unbelievable to me is the "body count". Unless he didn't know what it's used for now and was trying to play it off as a joke.

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[–] Qwaffle_waffle@sh.itjust.works 52 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (10 children)

What DOES from the river to the sea mean?

Edit: thank you all for helping me/us understand more about this.

[–] Pipoca@lemmy.world 46 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

There's a pretty good Wikipedia article on it

As mentioned, it's the Jordan River to the Mediterranean. It's been used by Palestians since at least the mid 60s in a number of different chants, e.g. "from the river to the sea Palestine will be free/Arab/Islamic" (technically, the latter two are "from the water to the water" because otherwise the Arabic doesn't rhyme).

Hamas's charter says

Hamas rejects any alternative to the full and complete liberation of Palestine, from the river to the sea

While Netanyahu's far-right Likud party's 1977 manifesto says

between the Sea and the Jordan there will only be Israeli sovereignty

It's historically been somewhat controversial, with Zionists typically saying that it calls for the destruction of the state of Israel and/or the expulsion of Jews from the area. CNN fired a political commentator for saying it ~5 years back, and it's regulated as hate speech in some places in Europe. Most pro Palestinian activists think that's ridiculous, but it's worth being aware of.

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[–] mightyfoolish@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago (10 children)

Borders of Palestine. Jordan River to the Mediterranean Sea.

From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free.

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[–] thorbot@lemmy.world 49 points 1 year ago (4 children)

The person who wrote this sounds like a twat. Why judge the guy and put him on blast because he doesn't follow the same social norms as you?

[–] xantoxis@lemmy.world 58 points 1 year ago (3 children)

You thought this was putting him on blast? The last sentence is "Love you man", you can't get much farther from "on blast" than that.

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[–] Snowpix@lemmy.ca 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Did... did you read the whole thing or did you jump straight to the comments to complain...? Nowhere is the OP putting him on blast, if anything the post is supportive.

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[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 21 points 1 year ago

Seems rather positive towards the guy

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[–] spez@sh.itjust.works 48 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] skulkbane@lemmy.world 43 points 1 year ago

This is one of those people who dont live or care about the internet, honestly this sounds like a very healthy lifestyle.

[–] Elivey@lemmy.world 43 points 1 year ago (12 children)

Lemmy really gives reddit for boomers with these made up rage bait posts like this.

Gets straight to the top and everyone is saying they wish they could be this guy because they don't care about modern issues and want to go "back to the good ol days". Rage bait didn't even get rage, just people creaming over the idea of not thinking about global issues and trans rights.

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[–] N0body@sh.itjust.works 41 points 1 year ago (3 children)

A real human bean, and a real... hero.

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[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 37 points 1 year ago (7 children)
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[–] Bruncvik@lemmy.world 35 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I can't tell whether this particular person is real, but I fully believe that there are thousands such people, if not more, in every developed country. I count myself among them. My social media interaction, other than Lemmy and Reddit, is limited to reading and writing 1000+ words long blog posts. I recently left our company's Christmas party after an hour when I realised I had nothing to talk about with the others - I don't know the current trends in movies, TV or music, and nobody in my work shares my interests. So, I may be perceived as just as weird (or endearing, as the ending suggests), even though I see myself as perfectly normal.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I think there are a ton of people who just aren't very online.

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[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Sometimes, it's better to be ignorant.

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[–] ikapoz@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] cleverusernametry@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago (4 children)

This is the top of my feed on lemmy.world... yeah Reddit is totally dying

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[–] morriscox@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I used to be like this. I would also accidentally make sexual innuendos, some of which were never explained to me.

[–] EatYouWell@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago (3 children)
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[–] echodot@feddit.uk 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

We had a French exchange student at one point and somebody told her the phrase "I'm gagging for it" meant she was thirsty. As in, she wanted a drink.

She kept saying it all the time. While waving her hand around in front of her face in a flustered way.

It got to the point where it would have been embarrassing to explain it to her.

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[–] havokdj@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago (11 children)

hundreds

Either he didn't actually play mw3 a lot or he was terrible at it.

[–] Destraight@lemm.ee 21 points 1 year ago (4 children)

It's because the story is fake

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[–] Scepticalsquidhole@lemm.ee 26 points 1 year ago

What the world really needs right now, more smart Alex...🤓👍

[–] daltotron@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago (7 children)

This guy got that ohio skibidi rizz.

You know it's interesting how in touch I am considering how out of touch I am. I want to be a part of the cultural zeitgeist so I can get jokes, and talk to people, and generally be alive and understand what's going on in the world, but at the same time it's truly exhausting. I dunno, I think as I've understood how much "the culture" is just pioneered by like, some 12 year old somewhere brainlessly chaining nonsense words together, the more I find myself wanting to disengage. See, and then, that's not even real, because "the culture" no longer exists. You get viral memes that are spewed forth on their ability to masquerade as "the culture" without actually being it. I'm sure some stupid kid somewhere talks like they're a terminally online brainrotted weirdo, and that kid should probably stop being on the internet, but to say that this stupid kid is "the culture", is false. This isn't the case.

Everyone just collectively hallucinates some fake thing in their head that they can be mad or find funny or both. There is no "culture" anymore. There's just a bunch of atomized communities who independently do whatever they do, and then somehow everyone has cultural osmosis knowledge of a mr beast video because they know someone who knows someone who watches it and they have to have an opinion on everything. I want the ride to stop, I want to get off! I want the ride to stop now! I would like to go back to rage comics please!

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[–] Tarkcanis@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

I would give my left arm for this level of innocence... or maybe my frontal lobe.

[–] xantoxis@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

I want to believe this guy is running an incredibly funny scam. Or he's really that pure. Either way it's a W

[–] spudwart@spudwart.com 18 points 1 year ago

That's not your Coworker, that's a young Peter Griffin.

[–] kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

My horseshit detector is beeping like crazy 🤔🤔

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