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[–] Azzu@lemm.ee 64 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I thought the joke went

My kid: shoots a brown person

[–] baked_tea@lemmy.world 31 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Azzu@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

I guess we got the whole spectrum of offensiveness covered now :D

[–] ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

I'm so proud of you son 🥹

[–] MonkCanatella@sh.itjust.works 32 points 2 years ago (2 children)

lol this dude stole a joke to make it friendlier to police what a simp

[–] Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Yeah the original joke has the kid shoot a dog, but op is a boot licker

[–] sag@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] OneOrTheOtherDontAskMe@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Probably OC, unless you edited the text.

[–] sag@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago

I steal meme ;)

[–] Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago

I saw this same joke but with the punchline being the kid shooting a dog, that was funnier

[–] tegs_terry@feddit.uk 10 points 2 years ago

Is that common then, for cops to eat free?

[–] teft@startrek.website 8 points 2 years ago

I want McDonalds.

[–] Emerald@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Image Transcription: Twitter Post


🍁Yukon Ghost, @GrahamKritzer

[Diner]

Waitress: Cops, and kids 5 and under eat for free

*me, discreetly nudging my 6 year-old*

my 6 year-old: im a police