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[–] nottheengineer@feddit.de 128 points 2 years ago (10 children)

ich_iel is the worst place to learn german, the running gag is to translate stuff from english literally while actively ignoring the context.

[–] RobertOwnageJunior@lemmy.world 52 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Es ist, was es ist.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 43 points 2 years ago

Is that true? My dear mister singing club!

[–] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 33 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

My English is so good, that makes me nobody so quickly after!

[–] clifftiger@feddit.de 10 points 2 years ago

Classic english for runaways.

[–] Cyclo@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago

Must you give your mustard to everything?

[–] Nacktmull@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

Ich kann konfirmieren dies.

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[–] fatzgebum@feddit.de 95 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

It's not even easy to understand ich_iel as a native speaker. They use an extreme form of internet slang only understood by a handful of people.

[–] ErKaf@feddit.de 82 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Dies ist ein klarer Fall eines Geschicklichkeitsproblems.

[–] vicviper@lemmy.world 89 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Some skills can be purchased!

[–] ErKaf@feddit.de 28 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Sad that your translator has chosen "problem" instead of "issue".

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Translation ~~problem~~ issue.

[–] bort@feddit.de 11 points 2 years ago

übersetzungsstreitfrage

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[–] MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Probiers nomol.

[–] ErKaf@feddit.de 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Do isa machtloss

[–] pleb_maximus@feddit.de 8 points 2 years ago

Schwätzt Deutsch, kerr!

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[–] xX_fnord_Xx@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

Hey buddy, I can clearly lick my chickens whenever I want.

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[–] DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world 39 points 2 years ago

Always know I've been awake too long when new turns Deutsche. Gotta brush up.

[–] PFShady@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I took German in High school… 25+ years ago. Never got fluent and never used it after that. Now I see the memes and find myself picking out words I remember to find the funny.

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Damn Germans and their enigmatic memes

[–] Magnetar@feddit.de 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ah, du kriegst es hin noch Deutsch zu lernen.

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[–] Dirk@lemmy.ml 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ryan, is that you?

[–] SchrodingersPat@lemmy.ml 27 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Sorry, different American

[–] Jay@sh.itjust.works 27 points 2 years ago (1 children)

There are more?

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yes. There are in fact in excess of seven Americans on Lemmy alone.

[–] Dirk@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

So many? That's amazing!

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

It is, after all, the third most populous country on earth. It has a population larger than 52 people.

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[–] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 2 years ago

Oh, hey Jim!

[–] callyral@pawb.social 23 points 2 years ago (2 children)

ich spreche ein bisschen Deutsch

(pretty sure that says "i speak a bit of german")

[–] Tier1BuildABear@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Can't you read? It clearly says Dutch

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[–] Oha@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 17 points 2 years ago (2 children)

SPRICH

[–] Jay@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

DEUTSCH

[–] floating@feddit.de 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

DU

[–] Anamana@feddit.de 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

SOHN

[–] z500@startrek.website 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

EINER

[–] FQQD@feddit.de 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

netten mutter?

[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Sehr nett.

[–] Ravi@feddit.de 13 points 2 years ago

Good that you chose this community, otherwise you'd have a request to change it to ich❌🇩🇪😂iel

[–] far_university1990@feddit.de 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

𝕯𝖎𝖊𝖘𝖊 𝕶𝖔𝖒𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖘𝖊𝖐𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖎𝖘𝖙 𝖓𝖚𝖓 𝕰𝖎𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖚𝖒 𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝕭𝖚𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖘𝖗𝖊𝖕𝖚𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖐 𝕯𝖊𝖚𝖙𝖘𝖈𝖍𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖉

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[–] Ragdoll_X@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (3 children)

MFW krankenwagen naturwissenschaft 😂

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 7 points 2 years ago

SCHMETTERLING!

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