this post was submitted on 13 Nov 2023
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Bone Apple Tea

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A community for funny phonetic misspellings of words or phrases. Bonus points if this misspelling comprises actual words, like this community’s namesake: Bon appétit —> Bone apple tea

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[–] Grizzly_Biscuit@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Trespassers will be violated.

[–] electrogamerman@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Jokes on you. It's not violation if I consent.

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Gonna need you to fax it over to HR, s'il te plaît

[–] Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

And another porn plot

[–] Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What a weird porn movie plot

[–] Diplomjodler@feddit.de 7 points 1 year ago

More creative than most.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This sign is correct. If you shoplift, you have to pay it off in sucking cock.

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Think I saw this with the centaur and the therapist from Stepbrothers

Edit: on the subject of centaurs, why is this blowing up now, is it the fact that Trump stands like the front half of a centaur?

[–] XTornado@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

I have seen a video or two....

[–] KISSmyOS@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I think I've seen that one.

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Ah, the rare (and valid) anal contract

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago
[–] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

BRB, going to go steal some stuff and then turn myself in.