Fully functional and anatomically correct?
this post was submitted on 06 Nov 2023
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Data and Spot. A better love story than Twilight.
Felis Catus
is your taxonomic nomenclature
An endothermic quadruped
carniverous by nature
Your visual, olfactory,
and auditory senses
Contribute to your hunting skills
and natural defenses.
I find myself intrigued
by your sub-vocal oscillations
A singular development
of cat communications
That obviates your
basic hedonistic predilection
For a rhythmic stroking of your fur
to demonstrate affection.
A tail is quite essential
for your acrobatic talents
You would not be so agile
if you lacked its counterbalance
And when not being utilized
to aid in locomotion
It often serves to illustrate
the state of your emotion
Oh Spot,
The complex levels of behavior you display
Denote a fairly well developed cognitive array
And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend
I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.Either you are Team Data or Team Worf, choose wisely
Why not both? Why not Team Dorf
lol, why does he have to be hilter too?
Why can't you be logical and still have honour?
Team Yar.
Say it
"Fully functional."
Does Data have cold skin?
Oh my dormant teenager heart woke up for a second. But yes Data over Edward.
Damn, I gotta get into - no, you know what? Not this one.