this post was submitted on 05 Nov 2023
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[–] Wermhatswormhat@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I learned recently it’s because their whiskers are overstimulated by rubbing the bottom of the bowl

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Yeah, my cat used to do this. Sort of. The center of the food would be eaten away but the sides perfectly fine. Showed her how to move the food and she did that until I got her a plate. Now? She just eats a little bit and moves it around and then screams at me. I put it back in the bowl and same thing.

It's not her bowl. She just turned into a bitch.

We had one that would push the bowl or plate off the mat and into the middle of the floor.

Replaced the mat with a small plastic food service tray. Which off course proved easier to slide across the floor.

Ignoring the behaviour is the only solution, but it takes cats 2 weeks to believe any behaviour changes are real. Why did we leave to fall for patient predators as pets?

[–] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 years ago

Wasn't that article based on no actual findings, like more of a opinion piece?

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

The whiskers brush the sides, not the bottom. It’s just when kitten reaches for the bottom that it happens so it just always stays half full and stale

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Stamets@startrek.website 5 points 2 years ago

Book.... my other beloved....

Also Grudge looks like a 10/10 pettable kitty.

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 7 points 2 years ago (3 children)

My cat has been driving me crazy this weekend. She walks up to the closet door next to me and meows a ton. I open it, and she just walks away. I close the closet and she comes back and starts meowing again.

I can't win

[–] EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Why are you blocking off access to portions of her domain?

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 1 points 2 years ago

If I leave the closet open I'm going to freeze to death lol

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What about leaving it open?

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

My blood will freeze and my heating bill will spike higher than energy prices on Qo'nos after Praxis exploded

[–] TrenchcoatFullofBats@belfry.rip 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Your closet is clearly a portal to another plane. By keeping the door closed, you are increasing poltergeistic pressure, which could lead to a rupture, resulting in, at the very least, extra ghosts in your home, and at the worst, an ectoplasmic explosion.

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 1 points 2 years ago

oh no that doesn't sound good

guess I gotta leave my closet ope... wait are you my cat's alt account?

[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

Dishonor on YOU, dishonor on your TARG...

[–] RojoSanIchiban@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Whatever sad, evil Romulan wannabes that downvoted this deserve an all-expenses-paid trip to an Agonizer. Just sayin'.

[–] southbayrideshare@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

They are warning the kibble in Sto-bowl-kor that a great meal is about to arrive. The food in the bowl is only an empty shell now; the humans should treat it as such and dispose of it.