The shrinkflation with condoms is next. Wring it out and double on up, folks.
I would only supplement by suggesting both parties wear their respectively gendered condom solution du jour so everyone only has to clean the one side of said condom(s)
this post was submitted on 02 Nov 2023
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I'll pass the coffee, cocaine and weed.
Get off Facebook or whatever the fuck this is, Dad
You must be fun to date
I was more joking that my Dad does exactly this without the condoms or anything else morally icky
Edit: also I don't date. I belong to me!
Hey good on ya, datings overrated lol. I was just being a smart ass, sorry if it came across worse than I meant. Though looking back, it was a bit out of pocket. Have a good one!
K, u just introduced me to, like, 2 different hilarious new things:
- datings
- Out of pocket
You should be very proud of yourself cuz imma start using and saying these things all the time now 🥁
Always happy to share my poor grammar and aphorisms lol, enjoy
The most hilarious and unjust part is that #1 isn't even necessarily your fault --> it was my ADHD brain that filled in the gap with are so it seemed like datings are... == hilarious.
Datings is def a Rickyism already and somewhere, or at the very least, is coming
OH-OH, Internet, you are too funny. OH-OH
This meme-bro culture, seriously....