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The only explanation I have is that Haaland hasn`t showered in over a week and United`s players just can`t stand next to him.

Evans just ball watching lmao

Onana lonely out here man

they gonna both get braces now and the game ends 4-0

Check Halland vs Evans movement when Rodri shoots.

Just need to give Ten Hag a few more years and 300 million.

Trust the process

Rodri literally just walked past Amrabat there

evans is so bad

Evans would rather watch football than play it, your job there was to mark Haaland lmao

City is unstoppable.

We deserve everything

Jimmy Evans understandably caught ball watching, if you told him earlier this year he’d be at this game he’d think it’d be in the stands not in the starting XI.

Who the fuck has marked Haaland in this game?

Whoever that player is, he might as well not play with how shambolic that marking is. I’m pretty sure any of the united academy players could do a better job at just staying with their man.

Evans and Maguire is such a hilarious cb pair to play against City

Foden and Haaland scoring again in the derby🤩 Pure Blue Poetry

Just a quick one, how long do united fans give Ten Hag? This is absolutely embarrassing and the subs have been illogical at best

Nice of Ten Hag to Wake up the Man city Machine.

United are abysmal.

It'll be Ars-City-liverpool title race.

Foden scoring in the derby always makes my heart happy

I love keepers who refuse to catch and hold on to the ball. They make it so much more interesting!

Nobody on rodri, nobody on Haaland...

Feels like United reset to being this shit every 2 years, like a reverse Krusty Doll

UTD is fucking shit wtf

"and football friends they are", people hold Drury up as the pinnacle of commentators ffs

The Haaland-Foden Darby

United so fucking useless, thanks for the 3 points and 3+ goal difference.

Johny evans was sleeping

Great build-up to that goal

Haaland passed on a hat trick. Also, what the hell was going on with the marking

Oh no Haaland has compassion update and does assists now

This team is pathetic, they didnt even bother trying this game

I didn't know it's "don't mark Haaland whatsoever" day.

Rodri just strolling through their defense

Ok that 'Before you' gesture by Haaland was pretty cute tho

Is there a fire drill?

Eras do come to an end

But not now

Haaland only shows up against small teams.

What was Evans doing

Shambolic and embarrassing defending.

So unselfish by a striker who's on a hattrick

Hahahaha let's just ignore the world's greatest striker in the box again

How. Many. Passes??????

Stockport Iniesta !!

None of the United players even try to go for the ball… they don’t care

HOLY FUCK Haaland

the last 10 minutes have been like a fever dream, United players just standing there as we run rings around them

It's amazing how they keep ignoring Haaland WTF Alone again

Never tell Erling Haaland he can't give assists, what a great striker. Knows the defenders will block his shot, so he's smart enough to assist Foden. What a player

What is this marking?????

Onana sucks again! Just catch it pal

Rodri just makes football look so easy man, him and Silva have been immense.