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This is just a training session for City. It's not even a contest.

63 minutes of only City fans chanting and counting

Did Fergie not give a completely past it Michael Owen and Antonio Valencia the number 7? People acting like Mount getting it is an unthinkable travesty is a bit weird

Ez

Just realised there's a Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane are sharing the pitch. Has this ever happened before ?

How does no one pick up rodri there in the middle

What could go wrong leaving Haaland unmarked in the box. Why would that be a mistake.

And there it is!!!

Since there are no City fans in Manchester, why were the United fans singing the blue moon chant?

This game highlights what exactly is wrong with Maguire, he’s not a bad defender by any means and he would be really good for a team like Palace or West Ham. But he is absolutely not a Manchester United calibre player even by their falling standards

Bruh Pep haven’t stopped telling telling his players what to do what the fuck is ETH doing? 💀

My commentator just said Haaland has the same amount of goals in this season as the entire Man U team. Is this true?

This is supposedly a derby against your neighbours and look at state of United's effort not a care in the world

Why did Anthony not start?

Utd really havent done much wrong, they just dont have much quality and the big decisions went against them, so hard to be a goal down vs this City team

Wait, what are the chants going on?

Did everyone hear that chant 😭😭

Antony “warming up” just looks like a child who lost his mum in the shopping centre

Foden off today.

What's the crowd singing? I thought city had no fans?

They’re toying with Utd now. This is shambolic from Utd players.

Ralf was right. Open heart surgery

The funiest sub they could've made rn

hes just so free what the fuck lmao

so easy..

City fans using USA chant to mock United's shit atmosphere lol

This feels like we’re going to see a butchering

What happened to OT being a fortress

No build up from the reds only relying on opponent mistake

Can't believe people actually tune in every week for this utterly horrific club. And they're at home hahahaha

Are they chanting the we/you lose every week chant lmao?

I expected us to be down 3-0 at this point so I’ll take a 1-0 lead. Let’s mount a come back lads!

why is ETH playing Bruno out of position to accommodate obviously worse players though

The City fans have been excellent today

Evans and Maguire against City must be depressing for United, not gonna lie.

Mount swapping Chelsea for United was just trading one cluster-fuck environment for another.

Haaland

To think these two teams have similarly expensive squads...

Bruno isn't the captain/player you want in a big game

Fuck me, please don't take off Hojlund for Martial again. We're always worse.

Man U just don’t got anything. They are nada. Nothing about them at all. City are toying with them on their own patch.

Hahaha this is amazing. Where is Pellestri? Keep your mouth shut you little twerp

City just having a kickabout with the boys

This man u is absolute ass. I have seen Gvardiol attack more and take more touches on the second half than man u attackers

But hey trust the process even if its a mediocre manager on duty

Foden’s having a complete mare out there today. Seems anxious

Foden should try walking on water after the game

Casimiro £350,000
Varane £340,000
Rashford £300,000
Martial £250,000
Mount £250,000
Sancho £250,000

Can’t believe Bruno Fernandes is captain of a football team, never seen anyone give up and actively try to injure people when it’s not going his way as much as him.

Enjoyed seeing Stones leave a stud up on him when he went after him, rat

Where’s big Sanch when you need him

Embarassing performance on the pitch and on the stands from Man United