this post was submitted on 28 Oct 2023
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rules for affording a home

  1. no avocado toast
  2. no starbucks
  3. no iphones
  4. no spending
  5. wait, why aren't you buying diamonds and having babies?
  6. why am i going out of business?
  7. please go back to buying stuff
  8. pleeeeeeeeeaaaaaaase
  9. you don't have enough money?
  10. you need me to pay you more?
  11. #nObOddYwAnTsToWoRk
  12. i know, we need more babies
  13. ...
  14. let's ban abortion
  15. ???
  16. profit
  17. capitalism is great :)
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[–] TheFerrango@lemmy.basedcount.com 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It’s true, I never bought an avocado toast in my life and just bought an apartment

[–] TheGreenGolem@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

I've also never smoked and my Ferrari is right in front of my own house.

[–] onTerryO@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 year ago
[–] onion@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

OP you gotta put a \ backslash infront of the #, otherwhise it turns the line into a headline

[–] Fried_out_Kombi@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Ah, oddly enough it doesn't render as a headline for me, else I would have done that already. Fixed it!

[–] frankyboi@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

You forgot to cut the monthly airplane travel.