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How are your nipple buttons today?

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[–] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 54 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Rockstar: looks great, ship it!

[–] chase_what_matters@lemmy.world 45 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Did the AI create Mario Junk™️ that had to be blurred out?

[–] Ozzy@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 year ago

Mario dong too powerful for the internet

[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 32 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Looks like one of those stills from Ren and Stimpy, or Sponge Bob.

[–] victron@programming.dev 8 points 1 year ago

Hell yeah, the "gross-ups" lmao

[–] notst@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

I watched Ren and Stimpy daily as a kid. 🥰

[–] db2@sopuli.xyz 26 points 1 year ago

pov you're luigi and ate the wrong mushroom

[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)
[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 7 points 1 year ago

"Screenshots taken from various formats"

As a ZX Spectrum owner that phrase is still traumatising.

[–] notst@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

True. However back when these games were state of the art, you somehow were able to imagine the graphics to be better than what was actually on screen. At least that's how it felt to me (played my first games in the early 90s).

[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Of course, although in the 90s there were also some that stood out in terms of graphics and soundtrack 10 years ahead of the rest, like MDK, a real gem. Now you can play it for free, right in your browser

https://playclassic.games/games/action-dos-games-online/play-mdk-online/play ( it loads DOS Box)

or download it from GOG or Steam for Windows (€9.99)

https://www.gog.com/game/mdk

https://store.steampowered.com/app/38450/MDK/

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[–] zyratoxx@lemm.ee 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Another young actor's life destroyed by drugs and alcohol (I knew something was fishy about these shrooms.)

[–] notst@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Edit: I wish that GIF would play without clicking it (Jerboa). 🤔

Edit 2: Plays fine in Sync at least...

[–] zyratoxx@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

I'm fine since I'm using Liftoff :D

[–] Bene7rddso@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He does kinda look like Mario at the end

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[–] blastofffox@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Aftermath of exploring worlds under drainage pipes.

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Mario meets the Teenage Meth'n Turtles.

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[–] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh god, I cannot unsee the buttons as nipples from now on 🙈🙈🙈

[–] tacosplease@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Haha fuck. I saw them as eyeballs and you took that away from me.

[–] Adeptfuckup@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

JFC that’s unsettling shit right there. It makes my scalp itch

[–] TheMemorius@postit.quantentoast.de 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"4K" apparently just means "some higher resolution than pixel art" now

[–] notst@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Yeah, that botheres me, too. Also when a game is labeled to have "psx graphics" and it just means that they use low res textures without filtering but at the same time it has real time shadows, requires 4GB VRAM and uses bunch of other modern techniques.

[–] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How did it know to put an M on the hat?

[–] whileloop@lemmy.world 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Because either the person who made this face the AI some extra prompting, which might explained the other oddities, or this isn't the work of AI at all.

[–] aranym@lemmy.name 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The more I look at this, the more I doubt an AI was involved. Too many aspects of the clothing, body, etc are just way too consistent.

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[–] taanegl@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 year ago

Luigi: "Mario, I think the mushrooms are kicking in."

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Do you have one of him naked?

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I promise to make you one tonight.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You are amazing.

I can't wait to beat it to Mario's fat cock.

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I get home in about two hours. But soon friend!

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[–] gazby@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Upvote just for the name, JFC lol

[–] Marduk73@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why is the crotch greyed out?

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Mario is suffering from incontinence these days. Dude is well over 70 years old maybe 80. He was a master plumber back in the early to mid 70s, so he would have been 25 bach then, at least.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago

New Mario X The Last of Us crossover.

[–] crusa187@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago

Turns out all that jumping about in the sewers was not the best for Mario’s health

[–] smellythief@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is this like when porn performers complained about 4K because you could see their imperfections?

[–] Toast@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago

They did that?

[–] Disgustoid@startrek.website 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I see AI still can't render hands well. Apparently pixelated feet give it problems too, judging from Mario's nightmare fuel feet.

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[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Take it back!!

[–] prole@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

Someone needs to make a ROM hack out of this lol

[–] Dirk@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

Go back, go back!

Thanks, I hate it.

[–] hakase@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

I'd say this pretty accurately shows the current state of video game remakes.

[–] IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago
[–] aceshigh@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

can we get a nsfw tag, that was very disturbing.

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 3 points 1 year ago

Ah another corrupted by the blight of Nurgule

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

The Flavor Saver!™

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