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I wish for the year of the windows desktop (feddit.uk)

submitted 1 year ago by squid@feddit.uk to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago

Granted. It's 1995.

[–] BigMoe@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Granted! Windows Desktop becomes so popular that it takes all 100% desktop market share! Microsoft takes the opportunity to begin requiring a Windows ‘subscription’ with the lowest plan being $60 a month with ads

[–] SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago

All in all, not too bad of an ending.

[–] runeko@programming.dev 5 points 1 year ago

Granted ... you now live in 1995 ... forever.

[–] MisterNeon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Granted. Office furniture with an opening glass panes become quite popular. The windows desktop is a must have for any up and coming management staff.

[–] Web_Rand@lemmy.ml 1 points 11 months ago

Granted, everyone has their computers themed based on Windows.

[–] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Granted. Nothing changes.

[–] AdminWorker@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)