The Monkey's Paw

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Originally posted by @wowitsverycool@lemmy.fmhy.ml.

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[–] shadowsrayn@reddthat.com 3 points 1 year ago

Granted, but it always comes off as arrogance

[–] runeko@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago

Granted. You are now totally confident ... and totally incompetent. Enjoy your new career as a consultant or politician.

[–] AdminWorker@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

Granted, all your online usernames change from petertheprettygood to peterthegreat.

[–] late_night@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

[@wizzor@sopuli.xyz]

Granted, you are very confident, but that’s only because of your poor memory - your life continues to be a consistent string of repeated failure