Soccer (Closing)

Heskey-esque volley

Sterling still got that city ball retention in him

Im so puzzled how a team from bloody London of all places is struggling with rain overhitting and under hitting every pass

Roberto carlos had cucurella posters in his room growing up

I soon as I saw the Stat that said that Chelsea had conceded as many goals as arsenal so far in the season, I knew something like this was bound to happen

Great pass to Martinelli

Only Martinelli looking good for Arsenal attack so far

This is some terrible football but they look much more likely to actually score and if we go 2 down it’s over. Idk if we will even score one let alone 2 or 3 to win

Arteta simply doesn't have it, I'm afraid.

Lol Ramsdel got benched for this Walmart Ederson

Nah, would've been a weak penalty. Cause it's GK.

How is that not a fucking pen ,unbeilveable

ben white trying to be a targaryen so bad

No offense but both sides are trash

My brain says Enzo should be really good at longshots, hes that kind of player, but i think ive only ever seen him score one, maybe two if you count the Mexico gol

Chelsea is pretty good

Ben White looks like he plays for the Brazilian national team

Should return with Kiwior on Zinchenko and Harvetz on Jorginho

if that was ramsdale the dialogue would be wild

Think even if Raya is closer that still beats him, freak goal

How do you miss that fucking corner the ball trajectory completely changed what the fuck

Oh na na oh na na

Raya over Ramsdale is Arteta's Spanish racism against brits

Ramsdale gifted with a son and the number 1 spot

Love you Vicario

Awful performance

Lads I can’t take another natural hand position debate

Not watching this but is Palmer playing striker???

Glad it wasn’t just me who thought Redknapp was just being controversial for the sake of it. Shameless click bait/ fake controversy from Sky . This is what media is now

As an Aussie

We had 3 games of a league

Merseyside derby at 10:30

And now a London derby

Followed by more a league tomorrow afternoon

Love having domestic leagues back

I'm streaming from Canada so idk these people, who's the guy on SkySports saying it wasn't a penalty?

They should just scrap unnatural position as wording because Saliba's arms are in a natural position for his movement. The interpretation of natural position is basically saying your arms should be by your side at all times or it will be a pen

By the rules it's a pen so not complaining about the decision but talking about natural/unnatural position makes no sense with how the rules are actually applied

Game was fucked the minute that coward didn’t throw the red. Doesn’t mean shit, we look lost today

the state of Ben White's hair

How is he allowed to hip check Jesus in the head????? If anybody but the keeper does that its a pen

Sanchez channeling his inner Onana

Arteta must've got really good reception to his whiteboard drawings from Raya, that's the only logical explanation

Jamie Redknapp and Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink doing lots to prevent piracy there. In that they made me want to put my firestick in the microwave

Martinelli is the only Arsenal player who looked decent this half. Even Raya was shite with his passing

• Rain is slowing down's Arsenal's style and hardly affecting Chelsea's.
• Lot of fouls by both sides, some unpunished. Penalty was a bit harsh, but understandable.
• Martinelli needs to run at the defenders and put them in trouble.
• Sterling causing trouble out wide, but Chelsea has a gaping hole up front.

What's the match status? Which team was better first half?

Even with potty training I find myself surprised Jamie Redknapp knows how to shit in a toilet.

Shitty Zinchenko out. Maybe they stand a chance now.

Jamie Redknapp is such a bellend lol. Asks a question then proceeds to interrupt the guy after 2 words and then constantly shout over him

Man I’m loving this Cole Palmer linkup play in transitions. He’s liquid.

Raya going full Seaman there, Arsenal heritage

At least he’s not onana

Odegaard is a fantastic player but he must have the highest rate of running into defenders than any other player in the league, it’s like sometimes his vision is too good and he doesn’t know which option to pick